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supergameboytwo:

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sergeant-angels-trashcan:

CDC: if you’re vaccinated you don’t have to wear a mask anymore!

me: *sets this new recommendation gently on the ground* ah. no thank you

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couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:

ya know, I really appreciate how ugly the creators of avatar made Zuko in the earlier stories….they Knew fans traditionally drool over cute villains. They saw that shit coming and decided no, you’re all gonna WAIT until his fucking character arc hits. he needed to EARN his hotness. evil glorifying horny demons were denied access to the show. I respect that

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vodka-steve:

I think this is gonna be my senior quote

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thatthinginyourshoe:

afloweroutofstone:

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serpents-fr:

arythusa:

batteredshoes:

Now listen, you rich people, weep and wail because of the misery that is coming on you. Your wealth has rotted, and moths have eaten your clothes. Your gold and silver are corroded. Their corrosion will testify against you and eat your flesh like fire. You have hoarded wealth in the last days. Look! The wages you failed to pay the workers who mowed your fields are crying out against you. The cries of the harvesters have reached the ears of the Lord Almighty. You have lived on earth in luxury and self-indulgence. You have fattened yourselves in the day of slaughter. You have condemned and murdered the innocent one, who was not opposing you.— James 5:1-6

At first I thought this was an angry Tumblr post but then it turned out to be the Literal Bible and it got 1000x better

i thought op was a witch and was cursing rich people and i got so into it

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apeculiarangel:

pinkdementors:

everyone who writes their ‘7’s with a little dash through them had a conscious moment of truth where they actively chose to write ‘7’ in that way and never stopped doing it like if you can’t clearly recall that fateful decision wyd

i feel like this applies to a few things:

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lovingvulcan:

peak cooking competition humor is when a contestant doesn’t know where or what something is and the camera just slowly zooms in on it

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hiccupsfreckles:

theforestsarelistening:

If there are trees you aren’t alone

I can’t tell if this is supposed to be encouragement or an ominous warning

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